101 things to do to pass the time waiting to be approved

21. Have some pie.

 

22. Ponder and appreciate how very green the grass on the outside is.

 

23. Have yourself a ho-down... yeeeeeehaaaw!

 

24. Simultaneously wait for The Chaos Engine approval and for Metal Gear Solid 4... which has not been released in Spain due to a carriers strike.

 

Couldn't you just carry it yourself? Let's face it - it's not really that heavy...

 

25. solve the carriers strike in spain.

 

26. Wonder why you're -still- waiting, a month on

 

Congratulations your post has just won the esteemed 'bottom of the pile' prize.

 

27. Bake a PIE! that is big and thin and small and fat and a excellent insulator and a superb conductor.

 

28. Post some witty thing here and hope for attention from the gatekeeper

edit: w00t! Been here for a month now :O

 

29. Showing a little leg helps.

 

30. A little breast & wing doesn't hurt either..

 

It's better to send us cash and or Spanish doubloons.

 

Why didn't you say so *raids a ship for some spanish doubloons*

 

Well I have been here a little longer then you already

31. Go to a little town with 79999 of your best friends and all wear the same cloths!

 

We're really sorry about the delay on the admissions process.
It's more than a delay at the moment.

It is Dirk Gently's fridge.
A guilt-related avoidance of EPIC proportions.

You have my apologies.
If you are in the games industry and know someone already on the board who can vouch for you then please get them to PM me and CC you in and I can deal with your application that way.

Prof.

 

32. get someone out of a dumpster to vouch for me.

 

33. Read all of Douglas Adams' books. Rinse - And repeat.

 

34. Visit some private forums like www.gamedev.net

 

35. realise that you've AGAIN forgotten to send a please-can-i-play-too email from your work account...