Isn't George Bush just dandy

and why women shouldn't work in the games industry.

 

Eh?!

 

The Drunken Arse thread is that way, sir.

Mind your step, sir.

 

Error: Concept mismatch.

 

Ahahaha... that reminds me of a story... a few workmates of mine were overseas on business. They got put up in a fairly swanky hotel with a doorman. Anyway they went out one night and proceeded to get ripped and stagger back to the hotel. Two of the guys were pretty well composed but one of the guys was actually having so much problem with his motor skills that the doorman said, in all honesty:

"Excuse me, would you like me to get your friend a wheelchair?"

 

A certain producer I know once had to be taken back to his hotel from a restuarant in a wheelbarrow by his designer...

 

and Men in Black - Alien Escape is the best game ever written, E-V-A-R, (except for 1982's classic all action adventure, ET - The Extra-Terrestrial and who could forget the best example of AI companion gaming, Daikatana)

and Dick Cheney is a really nice guy and an inspirational leader

and they should have more semi-naked booth babes at the game shows because that's what makes me buy their games

and I want to have babies with Empress Maggie Thatcher.


(can someone let me into the private forums already. Pretty please).

 

The TSA sure are fair and reasonable folk

 

jesus, don't you have work to do? or is this what producers do? troll the net and kill time? can't wait til I get promoted. woohoo.

will you people just let him into the pvt forums already? he'll add entertainment value if nothing else.

 

Wait, what, we're outside?

*shambles back behind velvet rope*

 

Most of us have a fear of the "outside".

Tell us what it was like, for that brief moment you were there?
Did you see God? Or Satan? Does eternity exist? What did you see? Who did you see? Tell! Tell! Tell!

 

YellowDwarf, whoever you are, YES.. God is here. He said to tell you that you'll never be let in because he doesn't like you very much. I think God is really GB. He also doesn't like Baboon (the sexy bastard).

I don't even know why you want to get in to the REAL forum anyway; there's no lemonparty, there's no shaved mentally handicapped goats drenched in baby oil and sewn to my bum.. nothing!

Goes back to real forum.

 

I never said any of that! I'm being misquoted again!

 

Oh, and I forgot. You can't be creative without working at least 14 hours a day as standard.

 

If I go through life based on whether or not people liked me, then I wouldn't have come this far. So you can relay this message to God/GB - I'll trade Baboon for my pvt forums permission. He's a pom (much like GB, and we all know they all look the same) and he tampers with music (if that's a bonus), and he comes with free cursing. Awesome.

Done? Deal? Great.

 

You're just being mean because we had something once.. something beautiful which you ruined single handedly. Then we broke up. Then we got back together, and then we broke up.

Wanna give it another go?

GB actually saw me online on MSN the other day. The computer crashed soon after. I love my computer. It KNEW exactly what needed to be done!

Clunt

 

Sure. As soon as I get into the pvt forums, it'll be all bells and whistles for us my love. All in good time, all in good time. Meanwhile, refer to the thread "101 things to do while waiting to get into the pvt forums".