I don't think I could be that desperate

http://www.mississippilink.com/news/article_ad8c2112-27ca-11e0-a2ab-001cc4c002e0.html

GREENWOOD - Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River.
Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
"The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.
Nash's bond was initially set at $600,000, but later reduced to $60,000.
Nash remains in custody at the Leflore County jail.
Greenwood authorities said Nash's case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.

 

Why go out for ham when you can have steak at home?

[edit] Pork. I should have said pork.

 

Dunno, I've had worse....

 

You can say that again

 

120 years in jail.

Not help or anything. 120 years in jail.

 

At least he'll have human intercourse... thats helping...

 

For a given value. Not exactly 'best of breed'...

 

He probably didn't even buy them dinner first.

 

HAH i'd love to be around when the arrest was made i bet it was one of the the most hilarious arrests for the coppers

 

120 years? Were the hogs underage?

 

Yeah it's a bit difficult to find this story amusing when the punishment he faces is so barbaric.

 

He should be forced to write a written apology to the hogs

 

Poor Piglet.

 

Thats what I don't get - its definitely warped and probably not a nice experience for the 'hogs' ... but I've heard of people getting far less in American than manslaughter than for this, bizarre.

Would have thought that psychiatric help and possible retention in a facility to help with that would be the most important thing - can't really see how prison is going to help myself, well unless they think the 'shower soap therapy' will wean him back onto humans? ...

 

Oh I promise you would not.

 

so why doesn't Kermit the frog get the same treatment?

Honestly! it's as if the law doesn't apply to you if you are famous...

 

This is not good one at all

 

Mentally ill man gets locked up for the rest of his life.

Fucking yay. That'll learn 'in for being mentally ill.

 

Well it's not like the prisons are busy at the moment. The figures I found suggest that only 1% of adults in the US are currently incarcerated, so there's _plenty_ of room left.

 

Apparently all federal prisons are 33% overcrowded.